Episode 079
I can't believe a squirrel put Trump in office.
Transcript
Well, the elections happened, and there were two choices between the mustery nig bitch and the kid-touching kike. And the people have spoken, and the kid-touching kike seems to have won. Donald Trump is the 47th president of the United States of America. And this is Big Wyyz Radio, here to tell you all about the results of that election.
Got the map pulled up right here. 312 to 226 Harris votes. People got fed up. God dang it, hold on. You can't zoom in when you're on the state. That pisses me off.
Almost all the counties in New York went blue, except Staten Island. Staten Island, that's the one little red spot. And then Nassau and Suffolk went red. And the big ones, Albany, Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, they were still blue strongholds. But the rest of New York's probably fed up with the Big Apple, and they went red. That didn't mean Kamala didn't win New York. Kamala solidly won New York. Kamala also won New Jersey, despite only the big ol' cities by New York and Philadelphia going blue. Despite Philadelphia and Allentown and Pittsburgh going blue, the whole rest of the state was given to Donnie. Ol' Donnie T.
The rest of the east coast, though, from Virtginia to Maine, that's all blue territory. Rhode Island and Massachusetts were, like, solid blue, but there were some counties in... hold on... let me go... There were some districts in Massachusetts that did vote red. For some reason, it didn't line up with the counties, but yeah, I don't know. And there was a big battle. There were some red spots in Vermont and New Hampshire, but that was won by Trump. Kamala also won Maine, despite most of northern Maine being held by Trump.
Of course, Trump won the entire south, from Texas to North Carolina. Kentucky, Indiana, Idaho, Ohio. Uh, yeah, no, yeah. Alabama and Michigan. Michigan was called for Trump, which is surprising because Detroit, Grand Rapids, Flint, they all went full-on blue. Wisconsin was also called for Trump. Not a lot of big blueheads coming out in Milwaukee, but sort of the north-west, they did get some blue going on up there into Madison. Iowa was called pretty thoroughly for Trump. Despite St. Louis and Kansas City and Columbia, Missouri was called for Trump. The big cities didn't hold on. Illinois was pretty much the only- so yeah.
There was this weird squirrel that some weirdo would use to promote his porn vids on OnlyFans. I don't know if the bitch did porn too, but she was tatted up to high hell, so I assume she did. Yeah, and apparently, they want to say the lady was like some kind of Karen, but apparently she was just concerned because she saw the squirrel in some of the porn. I don't know if they were, I'm sure they weren't doing stuff with squirrels, seems too small, but they saw the squirrel in some of the porn. For some reason, they reported that, or there was something about the squirrel and the couple with the porn. And they said yeah, that's why they came after the squirrel, and then that squirrel- some God-damn greasy foreigner squirrel, gave a Jew-loving president the election, which seems kind of approprpriate. Yeah.
Anyway, I got a good story for you, if you wanna hear a good story. Currently, I'm fighting a small battle with one of my local Walmarts. There's this dumb bitch- I wouldn't call her a Karen because I don't like using modern words like that to mean white women. She is a white woman, but you know, I feel like that word is targetted for white women by, you know, the majority of people. So this dumb, stupid bitch, this cunt, this absolute cunt, every time I go- I mean there's gonna be like change lying around. She only works on weeknights. I don't know if she's here tonight, but uh. The last two Fridays when LRH was going on, I went into the Walmart to see if they have some change that I could grab. And this stupid bitch kicked me out.
I don't know if that was becuase she, like, that's just some retarded rule she is enforcing because she's got a stick up her cunt. Or it could be that she's, like, related to, like, guy- one of the guys who works the front door becuase he DOES kind of look visibly, sort-of autistic. So he could be like- that could be like his mother or something and he could be using her as like a shield so he can steal all the coins. Because every time I've been kicked out and I had to walk out, that guy has been with that cunt every time that I've been kicked out of the Walmart for doing that.
So I may be at war with a dumb cunt and a retarded son over change. I don't understand why, but you know. Like if I can't take a negligible amount of change, I'm just going to steal shit that's small and insignificant to, you know, spite them, so. They honestly gotta be told that. Maybe they're like a big corporation, so they gotta be nitpicky where they can, but I'm just gonna be straight up shoplifting if they're gonna have a stick up their ass about that.
Cracked my got-dang windshield. Cracked my thing doing, you know, slamming it too hard. The face meter. Yeah, that's been cracked for a while.
What else is there to talk about? The dirty porno squirrel, the Jew, the clown prince, the kike print of the alt-right's back in town- WHOOOOA. Let me get a look at this big old crazy hawk and I'll get back to you. Seems like there's a lot of weird small birds and this hawk wants it. Looks like a preigrine falcon. Listen to this, there's this big old chain thing filled with birds. [points phone towards birds] I can see them all. They look like itty bitty tiny tits. Listen to that. [points phone towards birds again]
Alright, I've run out of things to talk about. I'm gonna end this so I can see if that stupid cunt is still there, guarding the change for herself. That stupid cunt and her little retard son. He's not full down syndrome though, I should say that. He's not full down syndrome, but he's got that look to him where you know he has some kind of autism, or he's straight up fucked in the head. He's probably just autistic. He's got a very visible autism look to him so that could be why I'm getting kicked out, because of turf wars with other retards.
I've listened to this song like five times today so you guys are going to like it. Hit up Wyyzrd's Tower and keep it dope in the crib. I'm still working on getting a new Twitter account. I have one, just not under the Wyyz name. I tried making another one and they booted my ass, that faggot Elon. They're starting to boot people trying to make new accounts again. They're recognizing me again. They got Jack out, and now they got Elon in, sucking Kikey Don's balls and now he knows how to ban people again. Tim Walz was right when he called him that gay guy. Tim Walz shoulda been president. None of that half-a-Negro woman or the kike emperor. Shoulda been Tim Walz or Joe Biden. Or Hunter. I would've voted for Hunter. But enough about that. Wyyzrd's Tower, look out for my Twitter, you don't gotta give me money anymore. None of that shit works.
We all just wanna fly sometimes. Just fly away from the Hell that all this shit is. We all just wanna fly, don't we?plays Fly by Sugar Ray on his phone, but it cuts off in the middle
Ah fuck it, the wifi's being difficult. Well, that was a good show anyway. I'm gonna see if I can paste the fuckin' song in there.
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