Episode 078
Voting is for Queers (oh, and happy Halloween).
Transcript
Happy Halloween, you bastards. But an even scarier holiday than Halloween's coming up: election day! WoooOOOooo. Which Jewish-backed candidate are you gonna vote for? OoooooOooo. You can't vote for RFK anymore because he was kicked out by Shmuley and his friends. oooOoooOOOooo.
Y'all fuckers know I ain't voting. RFK and Joe Biden are out, so I ain't voting for some bitch or some kike. Some fucking orange kike or some dumb bitch. If it was still Biden or RFK, I'd vote for them, but I'm not voting for some crazy lady that ain't even white or some Jew man who takes pleasure in raping our children.
And now, we have even scarier news. A piece of shit is coming out of the ass of Hollywood. The name: Scary Movie 6. Oh noooooo! I can already tell this is gonna be terrible. The Wayans brothers. you know, the black guys? We black and we brothers. We brothers, all y'all. They're doing some kinda Scary Movie 6. There's some cute lady on the front. I'd give her a piece of my dick. The Wayans brothers are back for Scary Movie 6. Joe Blow. The lady with the phone, kinda with the old-timey haircut. She is one hell of a gal. I'd let her take a look at my penis and a whole lot more, I'll tell you what. Why don't you take a look at my fingernails? Scary time.
If I'm not gonna be able to find an election map, I guess we're not gonna be able to do a good show today, but you know what? Happy Halloween. A very happy birthday to l0de. Happy 26 or 27 years of LRH. It was one of the two. Hey, I'm doing good. It should be one of those. When I first got here back in... That was all the way back in... I remember being on the web chat back in 2001. 2021, that is. I'm not that old, God damn it. 2021. I was there for the 500th episode and 9-11 I don't know if I made it for the one Halloween episode, I don't know. Oh yeah, shout-outs to Cynic. I'm sure he remembers. He's like a cool dude. A lot of shout-outs on this episode, but yeah, I don't have much content now that I don't have the fucking election map. I ain't voting. I'll tell you what, though. I'm gonna try and drink. Instead of voting, I'm gonna be drinking. Drinking a bunch of booze. Them's good Lowe's coffee.
Yeah, I pretty much don't got anything else to say other than happy Halloween, happy birthday to l0de, happy anniversary l0de. [Yawn.] Excuse me. I gotta pause this thing. I am not the quickest on draw tonight. Still no Twitter, but that'll happen. Go give me money I guess. And now the continuing tradition that I kind of forgot about-- until now. Excuse me. May as well done do the continuing tradition. May as well done continuing tradition. This here is... I played Paranoid on Halloween the day I did my Halloween show the first time. Over two years ago, now. I don't think I did a good Halloween show after my big surgery. So that was after the big surgery. But, NOW I'm doing a good Halloween show, and now y'all get to hear a song. And you know who it's gonna be? It's gonna be ol' Black Sabbath. Thank you for listening to my show. Have a very scary Halloween, and an even spookier election day. And stay safe from the Jews out there. That's all we can do nowadays.
[Outro song.]
Description
Songs: Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave/Empryo
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