Episode 081
In the Technical Difficulties Winter.
Transcript
If you notice the audio sounds a little teeny tiny different, it's because I had to do the ol' switcheroo on the uh, you know, thing, on the recording thing. I'm recording all the music and the intro on my phone, and I'm doing the recording of the podcast with my iPad. The internet should be secure. VPN is on. I don't know what that'll do, but hopefully this all goes through. I hope so, yeah. That'll really, really help me for this endeavor.
I don't know if I sound better or worse without my retainer in, but whatever, I'll-- well, it's not a retainer. I don't fuckin' know what it is. It's too God-damn early in the morning.
I was gonna get Jewbird in on here, but in the last second he seems to have jewed me out, just like his people do.
Thank-you to L0de for giving me some ideas and bullet points. I forgot to do it today, because at heart I'm a very lazy person. I'll have to write it down to make that a bullet point for next time when I do this show. Hopefully next time I could get Flyback on. Maybe he has the equipment to record, but I don't know. Did you see what he said? He said "none at this time". But we could-- we'll probably figure something out.
Anyway, a lot of stuff in the news. Nick Fuentes, the famous latino white nationalista, is being arrested for kicking an old lady down the stairs and macing her. It was only a while before that gay old fucker got arrested, and he apparently he just got arrested for assaulting a lady who just wanted to tell him that his dumbass "your body, my choice" thing was, you know, not a good move.
Thank goodness, the wi-fi is still connecting. Hopefilly this goes all the way through.
So basically, Fuentes is in jail. It remains to be seen how this trial plays out, but a lot of people don't think Nick Fuentes is gonna get as unbiased of a jury decision as a lot of people think he is. And a lot of people pointed out is that this is because not only is he in Illinois, but he's in the heart of the blue cancer that runs through Illinois: Chicago. For some reason, Nick fuentes has stayed in the Chicago metropolitan. And that's gonna end up fuckin' him, because he will probably end up being found guilty, because it's a very clear-cut assault case. They say "allegedly", but you can very clearly see him kicking the lady down, and smashing her phone in the video. It's very crazy stuff.
And then, the Assad regime has fallen. Goodbye Assad, hello whatever the hell's gonna come out of Syria. No-one cares about international news. It's gay, and only gay British faggots care about international stuff.
Apparently some greased-up gangster shot the healthcare man. The CEO of UnitedHealthcare got shot by some greasy mobster, Luigi Mario Maracone, whatever the fuck his name was. I know his first name was Luigi. Apparently he's kind of a faggot who loves McDonald's. He looked like a faggot. And he's now in prison because he shot the guy who did that, because apparently his mom couldn't get the breast surgery she wanted to get or something. Goodbye greasy little gangster. You'll be slippin' and slidin' around in prison with all the niggers gettin' a piece of ya, just like Nick Fuentes. He's gonna be surrounded by niggers in that prison. He's probably gonna love it, too, because that's probably one of his little faggot fantasies. Little nigger lovin' faggot.
The Hawk-Tuah girl. The girl that got famous how most women get famous: talking about sucking dick, second only to sucking dick itself. The Hawk-Tuah girl. No-one knows her real name. She's now in hiding because of her fucking crypto coin. Yes, the duck-suckin' girl made a crypto coin-- about sucking dick, probably-- and now the suckin' dick coin is now under in the sea of "not" and "failure". Let me-- sorry, I just had to move my foot so that I would make it past the steering wheel. I think I could've moved my chair, too, but I didn't. Let me try that out. Hold on. Nope, my chair's gone as far back as it can. But yeah, I guess, if you're just the lady that got famous off sucking dick and talking about sucking dick, don't make a God damn crypto God damnit. 'Cause plus, crypto's a sham anyway. Just use real money. I get that liberals are controlling the bank or whatever. Just go back to using cash or just mail each other checks from banks that you own. Don't use cryptocurrency. Whatever. Just don't use cryptocurrency. Just use checks. There we go. Maybe that'll encourage some anonymity. Checks, PayPal, uh, Venmo, the other one- Zelay, if you are taking off of those too.
Speaking of payment processors: apparently Fuentes got debanked for all the crazy shit he said. And he apparently also, you know, not to speak too much about the Mexican Fuentesimo, but he also made like, this, his, there was his wife, Jackmeme, this wholesome meme. He called it cuckoldry! And now they're all making, like, God dang rape and torture things of that meme, because they're a bunch of crazy bastards, the Groypers are. But apparently the Groypers who are-- not to keep beating the bush on Fuentes-- but they're threatening the lady, sending her memes, they're threatening to rape her daughter, there's a bunch of crazy bastards. Of course, I'm pretty sure Nick Fuentes is gonna disavow those guys, but eh, whatever. Maybe even send them their information, and see how far he fucking goes.
Mancione was the greasy last name of the greasy assassin's name.
Apparently Conan's parents died, I guess.
Bill Belichick may become coach of the Jets. No-one really cares about that.
Something about kratom from Salon, which I don't need to fuckin' listen to.
"Trump eyes privatize United States Postal Service during second term." Privatizing! Well, that is a dumb idea because, you know, we, like-- the United States Postal Service, it's the fucking Postal Service. I think Maddox had something about this, because even though Maddox is a liberal, this is completely retarded on the orange Jew's part. Let me just get to Maddox's tweet, which I can do, because I'm recording this on my iPad. I might actually make this the status quo for what we gonna do now.
Okay, so this is from @maddoxrules on Twitter:
The United States Postal Service was established by Benjamin Franklin as a neutral, reliable and non-partisan alternative to the private systems they had before where the owner of the delivery service could open your mail, choose what to deliver, and at whatever cost they wanted. 1/2
So Maddox is basically explaining history and how there was chaos before the USPS was invented. And then, he continues:
For all the bloviating about our "founding father" and how much they supposedly love America, they're doing their best to to dismantle the most fundamental institutes established by the very founding fathers they claim to cherish.
Maddox, he does a lot of typos sometimes.
Me and Maddox-- Maddox kind of types things out in anger, and I got kind of a retarded brain from not reading enough books, so. Here's the link: https://x.com/maddoxrules/status/1868046336794223049.
Maddox is getting mad, mad likes from this, almost 6,000 likes put together, and 55,000 views put together. This is going big for ol' Maddox. I don't know if I've said this before, but Elon is a faggot and should throw himself off a cliff in his own faggy Cybertruck. Now you can't even see quotes or who's doing the reposting of whatever. It's confusing. And now my head hurts from yelling and everything's just bouncing off the walls. Shit, I'm getting calm too much. The show must go on! I fuckin' hope this records so much. Alright, yeah, he makes some very good points. He's a smart man, kind of. Something like that. Let me get some more news to read, maybe. Wi-fi's still going strong. The VPN is holding on. I have way too many apps on my phone.
Hunter Biden got pardoned. Big ups for Hunter Biden, he's so cool. I don't know if I mentioned the ABC suit yet, but apparently it was about a rape claim suit, which I'm sure Trump did on that jew plane of his.
A tornado has hit Northern California. It says something about San Francisco, but whatever. Deserved it kind of.
There's drone sightings! Oh, and Nancy Pelosi! Nancy Pelosi apparently got injured and had to do a hip replacement surgery in Germany at a U.S. military hospital. So, we'll see what happens to her. I'm pretty sure a lot of people are rooting for her to die. I have really no opinion about that. And some guy from Pearl Harbor died, rest in peace.
Apparently convicted felons say they shouldn't be stigmatized, even though they're felons and they totally deserve it.
Under Trump, uh, something about vaccines again, I guess. They're still blabbering on about that.
TikTok! Another series of L's Ching-Chong-Chink-Chok has racked up. A court has denied TikTok's request to halt the enforcement of a potential U.S. ban. TikTok's trying to fight the ban really hard, even though they're full of Chinamen. And apparently Trump picked-- more about the retarded orange Jew man-- apparently he picked the CEO of Truth Social to lead the Intelligence Advisory Board, which, okay, I guess. Run a social media page and apparently that makes you intelligent for some reason. Musk is a fucking retard and a faggot, and he runs a social media thing. And apparently he's part of DOGE now. I don't know what it is, but it's gay and stupid, and so is Elon.
Trump says he supports an end to daylight savings time, so fuck that. I don't know why you want to get rid of it. Farmers need it. We still have farmers, and I ain't going' to the fuckin' robots and chinks yet. DeSantis might be a big player again for some fucking reason. Oh yeah, apparently South Korea did something fucking stupid, but they solved it. I don't really care.
Now that Syria's falling apart, ol' Israel's going in for the strike, trying to sneak whatever land they can out of there. Russia and Ukraine are still duking it out. The Slavy Georgians are fighting. Hezbollah's now fighting for a spot in Syria, too. France has a new Prime Minister. I mean, I don't know his name. I'm not gonna look it up. Maybe they don't. I don't know. They were doing some clickbait bullshit. North Korea, their forces, apparently they're going into Kursk. I don't know where that is. I could look it up on the map on my phone, which I can do and the thing won't crash. Feels good to use my phone again. I heard Jong-Un is sending force to, like, fight for Russia. So I guess they're just airdropping them in to fight the Ukes but I don't fucking' know. It's weird. Ol' what's-his-face is fuckin' weird. Apparently Notre Dame, the big ol' Notre Dame Cathedral in France, it's re-opening now. The fire burned it down. The covid virus halted all that stuff. Now it's back and people are praying there and giving God's grace and thanks. Good for them.
It's now coming down that Israeli citizens wanna end the Gaza war for the release of all hostages, but probably just for the release of all the hostages. They're probably still gonna get all the land. They're gonna end that war, and then go into another war with all them God-dang Gazans. Very tricky, this iPad is, but it's the best way to record, so just gotta remember to not hit the square, hit pause and play. Pause and play, pause and play. There's nothing else significant in the news.
I guess, like, if any of you listening in, none of you listen to the dick show, where Sean, the audio engineer, has finally left. After all these too many years of being in the shit, and working Dick Masterson through all his God-dang dramas and scandals, he's finally gone. The Dick Show is not doing very good, by the way. The new Biggest Problem with Vito Jizz, uh, Vito Jizz Baggy, it's and fine, but not by very much. Dick is probably gonna go more insane. I don't know what's gonna happen to the Dick Show. I never listened to it beforehand, but I guess that'll be fun to speculate on and not follow up with, because I don't think I'm gonna be listening to that show. I'm due for a new original Biggest Problem listen-through again.
It's freezing cold out here. I'm getting a headache from the sound of my voice. No money-- none of my money systems are currently up, but I do have a new Twitter. It'll be linked below. Go follow me on that Twitter. Thank you. Hopefully this all goes through. Episode 81 finally gettin' fuckin' sent out. Too bad I didn't bet my War on Christmas bit in.
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