Episode 084
Jimmy No Years.
Transcript
My nigga Jimmy. Rest in peace, man.
Yeah, this is pretty much just like the other one. Just like the Thanksgiving one, where I'm probably just gonna pull up a random song, and really nothing's going on, except of course former President Jimmy Carter has died. Now only Bill Clinton's left. The last of the pre-1990 Presidents have died. Jimmy was holding on for a long time, but he finally bit the dust, eventually. Let me go see if they got Bite The Dust on here. Hold on guys... Oh, it's not actually that long. You might actually get to listen to this faggot sing his music. RIP Jimmy Carter.
Nothing else is really interesting other than... I'M TURNING 21, MOTHERFUCKERS! I can legally drink and smoke all I want. This is America, goddamnit. We got weird laws, and we ain't as cool as other countries, but we're straighter than all those other countries. Europe: full of faggots. China: chinks. Africa: niggers. Russia: alcoholics. America: goddamn PERFECT. We're America, bitch. You got a problem with us, we'll fuck you up. They'll all be biting the goddamn dust, just like in the song.
Starts playing Another One Bites The Dust by Queen on his phone.
Yeah, listen to this faggot sing! No wonder he went into entertainment. Just to be clear, I'm not drunk, I need to drive. I mean, I sound like this all the time. I don't want you fuckers getting me in police trouble. Yo, who's that sexy lady? Man, I don't even fucking know, man.
I just want to thank the Mossad for funding this. In fact, one of the head guys Donald Trump's kike son-in-law, Jared, is actually here to say a few words about the podcast:
Jared: You stupid children. Where are they, Wyyzrd?
Wyyzrd: I told you, Jared! Well, I lied to you, Jared. I'm sorry.
Jared: Now hold on a second. You said there'd be children here, Mr. Wizard Man. You said there'd be beautiful little children for me and my son, my real, my favorite son, Jared, to rape. You're a liar. You're a retarded liar. I don't like retarded liars. I like retarded children, they're easier to rape, but not retarded liars.
Alright, guys, I gotta figure this thing out for a minute. (gunshot sound effects) Alright, that'll solve it. They may have my ass for a few years, but you know, I fucking solved it. Thank you to everyone who has supported- everyone who has listened to me throughout these many years. Thank you. And thank you everyone for listening to me this year. Thank you to the one or two people who beared through the live show. Or maybe do it on a platform that allows me to say nigger and faggot cock and other various different kinds of slurs. Anyway, I gotta go get some beer and shawls. I'll see y'all next year!
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